The Rollie Eggmaster shits out your eggs. I’m not sure you read that correctly. I will repeat it one more time. The Rollie Eggmaster shits out your eggs.

Rollie Hands-Free Automatic Electric Vertical Nonstick Easy Rollie Hands-Free Automatic Electric Vertical Nonstick Easy

You can supposedly make hamburgers and pancakes in the Eggmaster too. I just went to the grocery store and looked for things I could make that could eventually take the shape of a penis. The instructions say that the eggs will rise, not that they will actually come all the way out of the Eggmaster. I tried it a second time and the Eggmaster actually ejected the entire tube onto the floor. For this test, I found this cool brand of breakfast sausage called “ Old Folks.” I’m not sure why that’s in quotation marks. Also, I hoped that the sausage was actually made out of old folks. The label certainly made it seem that way. We Tested Fish Egg Separators and Things Got Competitive Baking cakes? Making meringues? Preparing a delicious Hollandaise sauce? You’ll need to separate some eggs then. Good thing we have just the gadget...Cook 5-7 minutes, until the food rises out of the cooking chamber. To remove the food, tilt the appliance and gently prod the food out with a skewer. Rollie EggMaster Vertical Grill as seen on TV! The fast, easy, pan-free way to make perfect eggs every time.

Rollie Eggmaster is the Best Dumbest Cooking Device Ever The Rollie Eggmaster is the Best Dumbest Cooking Device Ever

I put the meat onto a skewer, and formed the log with my hands to fit the hole. I fit my log in your mom’s hole last night. I’m sorry, that was rude of me to say. It just slipped out, forgive me. Then I poured the batter into the hole and jammed the log into it as far as it would go. Coincidentally, I also poured batter into your mom’s hole and jammed my log into it as far as it would go. Mix all the ingredients in a bowl and pour into the Eggmaster cooking chamber. Do not fill the cooking chamber more than half-way. The mushroom jammed the egg into the tube and I had to “prod it out with a skewer.” Plus it looked like me before I got that bris done yesterday. And it snapped off. The tip of my egg penis snapped off. I couldn’t even make an egg penis properly with this beautiful piece of shit.As I feared, the pancake-covered sausage didn’t cook all the way through. I wiped the tears from my eyes and decided to try something different.

The Rollie Egg Cooker shoots out cooked eggs in a cylinder The Rollie Egg Cooker shoots out cooked eggs in a cylinder

This is the egg tube from the video. When you cut it in half, you can see it’s pretty much the same thing as a hard-boiled egg. The texture is a little crispy on the outside and the inside is hard-cooked. Whatever. I ate it and it tasted fine, though that burning plastic smell made me wonder if I just got cancer. The Egg Master has to be observed in all its slow-mo action to be truly appreciated. Video by Rhik Samadder. Guardian Well?The recipe book has some pretty interesting recipes. Did I say interesting? I’m sorry, I meant “horrendous.” We have to crown the Rollie as the true victor here though as the judge then went on finish both egg rolls. Eating four eggs in one sitting is no mean feat! Top Rollie Tips Hold your skewer in the centre of the Rollie as the egg starts to cook to make sure it’s centred in your food. Otherwise, it can fall to one side.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? We like ours with a Rollie egg cooker twist. Yes, we’ve discovered a new kind of appliance and it goes without saying that we’re eggs-tremely eggs-cited.Also, when the Eggmaster is on, it emits the smell of burning plastic, which is not something I normally look for in cooking equipment. I prepared myself mentally for death in case my apartment burned down while I watched an egg get shat out onto the floor. It uses “vertical cooking technology.” I guess horizontal cooking technology wasn’t good enough. As you can see, it’s truly a remarkable product. It is also very, very, stupid. Then at the beginning of the month, Zip will send you a summary (called a "statement") of what you spent and what you paid in the month.