People of Walmart: State of Emergency: A Parody

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A Walmart spokesperson said that the company's attendance system services to ensure that "associates in the right place at the right time." Perhaps on a catwalk at a Paris fashion show these kind fo peoplr people would be seen as the bleeding edge avant-garde, setting trends and styles that would be the talk of this season's fashion trends, kings and queens of the fashion elite, but inside a hypermarket these people of Walmart just come across as, well, a little bit out of the ordinary. Actually a LOT out of the ordinary. It makes you wonder what's going on in their life and at home.

I just counted them, and there are too many stars on those pants. That’s because this guy’s from the future. America is going to add a few hundred more states by 2050.The fashion at Walmart has no limits. You think it’s going to be a bunch of people wearing “I’m With Stupid” T-shirts, but then you go in and see hoodies that support everything from local high school football teams to local NFL teams. She genuinely looks like she’s having a nice day, and I hope this is how we all dress from now on. Let those toes breathe, girl! You need to show off that pedicure! I’m guessing these were the wrong size and someone improvised, but I’d also like to think these are brand new shoes found in the store and they “fixed” the issue they had with them before purchasing the shoes. via People of Walmart

Walton served as a captain in the U.S. Military Intelligence Corps Unit at the time of World War II. Mayerowitz, Scott (September 3, 2009). "People of Walmart Pokes Fun at Shoppers, but Will it Hurt Sales?". ABC News. abcnews.go.com. Archived from the original on September 6, 2009 . Retrieved September 5, 2009. At least he put a diaper on him? That’s courteous. Another idea is that you could leave your pets at home while you’re out shopping. Especially if it’s a pet that’s capable of hurting other people. Or using tools. Or evolving into a species that will one day overtake human beings. Within a decade of opening grocery and merchandise supercenters, Walmart was on par with the largest American grocers.When you can’t make it to a carnival to enjoy the bumper cars, you can always bring the bumper cars to you. What’s the worst that could happen (besides serious bodily harm?). No one’s going to stop you. If they try, just drive away. via People of Walmart

Weird that the pet monkeys are being treated better at Walmart than some of the children. He looks comfortable. No leash needed. Just the warm embrace of the woman who feeds him (I’m guessing that yogurt is all for him). via People of Walmart But no, these are all taken on planet earth, for these are the People of Walmart, a specific type of person who frequents that store and who seem to like pushing the boundaries when it comes to what to wear.

What's The Most Interesting Thing You've Seen In A Walmart? Here's A Marmoset

We all have a reptilian part of the brain within us. Some people wear that part on their sleeve. Or on their head. Reptiles are cool. They eat live bugs. I’m guessing there are bugs in this woman’s hair and she keeps the lizard around to get rid of them. There’s literally no other excuse for this. via People of Walmart The goat looks like it’s whispering to this woman what she missed from her shopping list. Even if the goat is helping you shop, maybe get a leash instead of a BabyBjörn. Otherwise, people are going to think you had a baby with a goat. It might be impossible, sure. But people will think it. Wally People". wallypeople.com. Archived from the original on 19 December 2013 . Retrieved 18 December 2013. By the last year of the twentieth century, Walmart became the largest private employer in the world.