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Started in 2017 by Peter McIndoe, a then-University of Arkansas student, he had grown up in a strict household where his parents were against most mainstream pop culture. Once in high school and having access to social media, McIndoe became aware that what his parents were teaching was laced with conspiracy theories. Sandra Songbird, a bird expert, said, “It is definitely impossible, especially when you’re talking about pigeons. The pigeons in New York were reported to fly for 3 hours to Las Vegas, and they were too out of shape to handle it. Pigeons don’t go from eating bread crumbs all day to flying a very long-range now, do they?” If there’s anything to take from all of this mess, it’s this: all of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. Billions of birds were supposedly wiped out and replaced with drones, creating the most intricate and secretive surveillance system the world has ever seen. About a month ago, the U.S. began using carrier pigeons to send and receive snail mail during this time of crisis. For a few weeks, the birds were beginning to prove themselves more productive than the U.S. Postal Service, getting mail from North Dakota all the way to Florida in just a day. However, scientists began to suspect fowl play, saying that a real bird could never fly so far so fast.

It’s just plain impossible, especially for the pigeons. New York pigeons have reportedly flown all the way to Las Vegas in the span of three hours: they are way too out of shape to handle that. You don’t go from eating bread crumbs all day to flying a marathon now, do you?” bird expert Sandra Songbird said. Research has demonstrated that pigeons are highly intelligent creatures capable of learning complex tasks and recognizing patterns. Their cognitive abilities have impressed scientists and animal behaviorists alike. Pigeons’ Social Structure and CommunicationThe whole line about the bourgeoisie was made up on the spot but the rest of it I had been saying for almost a year at that point.” I had several friends a day sending me links to it out of nowhere when it first started getting big and it was very surreal when I then started seeing fan art stuff too. It’s wild.” In January 2017, however, was when it all started. McIndoe was in Memphis visiting friends, former President Donald Trump had just been sworn in, and in response, there were women’s marches all over the country. McIndoe witnessed this take place in downtown Memphis, and among the protesters and counterprotesters, he had an idea. He ripped a poster off a wall, flipped it over, and wrote: “Birds Aren’t Real.” A CIA director in the 1950s was in charge of a surveillance program with the simple yet difficult remit – they were to put cameras in the sky.

But Smith is more than his TikTok fame. The 24-year-old graduated from MU with degrees in digital storytelling and English. He's comedian and a filmmaker. Alongside Cooper, Smith co-founded a production company called Kill My Dog Productions. Trump said that a bird did it. “It was a bird with red head that did it. They are jealous of my hair. The bird wants my hair; every bird does. They want my feathery hair,” said Donald Trump. In early July, Redditors began copying the statement into r/copypasta [2]. On July 7th, 2019, TikTok users began using the audio from @slycooper's video in TikTok videos of animations and drawings of birds with the text "The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie" (shown below). The video's uploaded by @maddieharlol and @tootmcnooty gained over 25,700 likes and 145,300 likes respectively in a month. As the decade ended and the second world war was behind us, the threat of communism was rising. The Korean War had just begun as North Korea invaded South Korea, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were arrested and executed for suspected espionage. The government decided that birds had to go. Using a specially formulated bird poison that replicated and spread to other birds, they killed every bird in the United States. That’s 12 billion birds from between 1959-2001. So, you may find yourself asking, if the government killed birds, then why am I watching them outside my window right now? I’m sure it’s going over a few people’s heads,” said Smith, “but I’d wager to say that at this point a lot of teenagers and young adults are relatively familiar with concepts like the proletariat and bourgeoisie Just because socialism and communism literacy is on the rise in general.”The birds working for the bourgeoisie is perhaps one of the more absurd takes on the genre, intended mostly for humour and strange recreation. It’s good, it’s funny, and you might not have even heard of it just yet. In the bustling urban landscape, pigeons have always been a common sight, cooing on street corners and perched on statues. These seemingly ordinary birds have captured the curiosity of many, prompting a deeper exploration into their lives. In this article, we will delve into the intriguing world of pigeons, shedding light on their role in society, their uncanny intelligence, and their surprising connection to the bourgeoisie. Understanding Pigeons: The Basics The Pigeon Species and Their Global Prevalence Pigeons possess an extraordinary ability to navigate vast distances with remarkable accuracy. Scientists have long been intrigued by their homing instincts, which enable them to return to their roosts even from unfamiliar locations. Pigeons and Cognitive Studies And turns out the former president was right about a bird did it to him. But it was not a real bird; it was a mechanical bird. It was revealed that a Russian bourgeoisiehas collaborated with American billionaires like Jeff Bezos, Miss Piggy, and Baby Mr Peanut to create robotic birds that were made to spy on the American people.

Throughout history, pigeons have played crucial roles in communication, particularly during wars. Additionally, their symbolic significance in various cultures has elevated their status beyond that of a mere bird. The Intelligence of Pigeons: Unveiling Their Feats Pigeon Navigation Abilities Birds have been an integral part of human cultures and mythologies for centuries. However, there is more to these feathered creatures than meets the eye. Within their ranks, they maintain a complex social structure, a hierarchical system reminiscent of human societies. The Bird Society and its Hierarchy

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Although many scientists doubted it months ago and said that it was just a hilarious conspiracy theory for young Americans, sending mails using birds has been proven to be true. The birds are actually working for the bourgeoisie. According to posts on the subreddit, birds aren’t living creatures, but drones disguised as animals – and that they are spying on us. I like making content, and I enjoy it anytime other people can find some kind of value from whatever I made," he says. "I like engaging with people, and this has allowed me to interact and engage with people in a way that I never have before.” The concrete jungle is where pigeons predominantly thrive. Their association with urban environments has led to various misconceptions and assumptions about their purpose and allegiance. Pigeons’ Role in Urban Ecosystems



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