Hoe noem je een dinosaurus als hij in Nederland woont? Een Nederlandsaurus Rex! (What do you call a dinosaur when he lives in the Netherlands? A Dutcherasaurus Rex!)

The way the Dutch make jokes is closely related to something I talked about earlier: being direct. The Dutch are known for being direct and this is also reflected in their humour and the way they make jokes. Why did the Dutch athlete use a bicycle instead of running shoes? Because he wanted to “pedal” his way to victory. The Dutch are known to swear and call each other names. There are some bad words. But they like to mix it up, and make it a bit funnier. A typical example of being direct and saying what you want, that might be a bit offensive, but should not be taken like that. Why did the Dutch baker always have a smile? Because he kneaded the dough with a “dough-tch” of happiness.

If you ain’t Dutch you ain’t much! They say roughly 30% of our everyday speech is made up of expressions. Well, the Dutch probably use closer to 90%! Here are 33 Dutch phrases and idioms to get you started. A little mean, a little funny, just a joke with a name. Though this one is quite crazy, as neither Aldies, nor Ghoet nor Koper are common names in Dutch.

Wat is een dinosaurus als hij door een Nederlandse stad loopt? Een Rampsaurus! (What’s a dinosaur walking through a Dutch city? A Rampsosaurus! Ramp = disaster) Why did the Dutch athlete become a gardener? Because they excelled in “running” through the “fields.” Culture Trips are deeply immersive 5 to 16 days itineraries, that combine authentic local experiences, exciting activities and 4-5* accommodation to look forward to at the end of each day. Our Rail Trips are our most planet-friendly itineraries that invite you to take the scenic route, relax whilst getting under the skin of a destination. Our Private Trips are fully tailored itineraries, curated by our Travel Experts specifically for you, your friends or your family. Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.I, a French person, recently bought a female hamster from the Netherlands Her name is 'Amster Dame.

Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship. Culture Trip launched in 2011 with a simple yet passionate mission: to inspire people to go beyond their boundaries and experience what makes a place, its people and its culture special and meaningful — and this is still in our DNA today. We are proud that, for more than a decade, millions like you have trusted our award-winning recommendations by people who deeply understand what makes certain places and communities so special. Laughter is a universal language, and these Dutch jokes show that humor can be found in every corner of the world. From clever wordplay to playful jabs at Dutch stereotypes, these one-liners bring out the lighter side of Dutch culture. In the Netherlands, it’s polite to greet people when you enter certain situations. For instance, when you walk into a waiting room at the doctor’s office, it’s customary to greet others with a simple “ hallo” (hello) or “ goededag” (good day). When leaving, you can wish people “ fijne dag” (have a nice day) or “ dag” (goodbye). f**... under the bed sheets is no longer called a dutch oven. It's now called a covid test. If you can smell it you don't have covid.

Two Dutch girls Two Dutch girls are riding their bicycles home from school one day. The first one says "I've never come this way before." And the other says "it's the cobblestones. " Origin: The phrase is said to have been around since the 17th century, as it was found in a text by the famous Dutch poet Jacob Cats (1577-1660). The reference is unknown, but it may refer to a time when people would carry their groceries in baskets on their heads. 6. To fall with your nose in butter My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a Greek statue – completely pale, no arms.” – Phil Wang Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. Cringe-worthy (but amusing) punsWat is het nationale gerecht van Nederland? Bami met kaas (What’s the national dish of the Netherlands? Bami with cheese)